My favorite interaction of leather night wasn’t even at the bar or at some guy’s hotel room after, it was with the middle aged woman Lyft driver who I knew would be real from the moment I saw her pronouns in bio and 10 Snapchat filters over her flower crown selfie. As soon as I got in she was like “LOOKING GOOOOD, where are you off to?” She had tall as fuck blond hair like Dolly Parton and stuffed animals lined up under her windshield and fake flowers dangling from the ceiling. She told me about how she misses her days in California when she saw people dressed like me more often, how she loves her trans daughter, how she turned down Playboy at 40, and how she loves to watch her husband do gay shit. If we ever meet again we’ll have to talk about making a biopic starring Jennifer Coolidge.
bat opens up their little bat wallet to find they are all out of moths. A worthless $100 bill flies out for emphasis
From top-of-frame, a month flutters into the wallet. Confused, the bat looks “up” to see an equally-confused human standing “above” her, holding an open wallet containing a single $100 bill.
Camera rotates to reveal bat has been hanging upside down above a human doing the exact same visual gag and each ruined the other’s bit.
i think everyone should be sillier. i think life would be better that way. i used a marker pen to change the label on the oat milk so that it says boat milk and now i crack up laughing every time i open the fridge
the languages siblings speak are absolutely incomprehensible to outsiders btw. even parents. best of luck to the amazon wiretappers who have to try to piece together what my brother and i are talking about, sorry u just had to be there.
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